The Sky and The Moon Explained
Tim Price wrote: Am I correct to assume that the sky is blue
because it reflects the colour of the sea?? 
Mr Price
You are correct to assume that the sky is a big mirror
reflecting the sea. This mirror is made of extremely highly polished
steel, and forms a complete external globe, supported by enormous stilts
hidden somewhere in the Pacific. There are small holes in the steel
globe through which at night the blinding light of the mysterious beyond
is seen to shine. These are known as stars. This is why it is foolhardy
and headstrong for man ever to dream of conquering the skies or the
heavens, for at an altitude of approximately 2000 feet, he will crash
into the mirror.
The sun is a small yet infinitely strong goose, with its tail
aflame in an eternally burning inferno, flying around the earth just
under the surface of the mirror for all eternity.
The moon is, as you know, a large piece of cheese carried by a
horde of levitating mice.
Fear the scientists who will lead us to our doom. We must stamp
out their heretical activities now, before it is too late. Ready the
stakes, roll out the kerosene, for tonight we barbecue the unbelievers!